Once upon a time...

...there was a preschooler who made a Johnny Appleseed puppet at school.

She liked it. A lot.



The preschooler gave her mama Snow White and drafted her in to play with her.


Johnny: Snow White, do you want to eat an apple?



Snow White: I don't do apples. It's a long story.


And then Johnny and Snow White noticed a foul smell coming from one of the woodland creatures.


The End.